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forscienceWHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
NAME: Guessy
EMAIL: Eh.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU APPING
NAME: Miku Hatsune
CANON: Vocaloid and Portal stupid fusion thing. Not so much a canon as a bunch of internet people being stupid. So maybe it is a canon. Either way, bash your head on this.
UNIVERSE: Portaloid AU / The Vocaloid Dressing Room
CHARACTER INFO: Fanon tends to build Vocaloids' personalities based off songs. There is a Dressing Room based entirely around characters from Vocaloid songs. Some bright spark made a cover of 'Still Alive'. Thus, the Portaloids were born.
Portal!Miku is basically a derp. Less basically, she's a brain damaged clone who dies a lot, because that's what happens when you mix mad science and derp. Fortunately, she has enough backup clones to invade China (though not successfully), so all is well. On a more meta level, she's basically the incarnation of all those stupid deaths and mistakes you've ever made playing the Portal series. There's some equally stupid backstory stuff as well but that's mostly irrelevant; she is derp. And ever so slightly traumatised thanks to the Portaloid version of GLaDOS (KaITO. She calls him KaITO-nii and never seems to remember he is a psychopath at quite the right time) having used her as an expendable test dummy for several years. Somehow, still fond of mad science, even when it is always exploding in her face.
Personality wise she's pretty much a forgetful, dumb, skittish labrat whose first response to anything is 'OH GOD TERROR' and whose second response is 'let's prod it and see what happens'. Her only human interaction has been with KaITO and all the turrets they keep in the basement, resulting in A) the assumption anyone with blue hair or says 'hello' wants to murder her and B) that's kinda normal. Oops. She's always remarkably upbeat despite all this... though it's gone beyond optimism and more into the realm of cheerful denial (and brain damage).
Being the dumbass that she is, she has been completely taken in by the whole 'Science for Science's Sake' thing Aperture Labs (or Crypton Industries in this AU) has going for them. 'Help you help us help us all' and all that. May or may not have spent an indiscriminate amount of time in her early years thinking her name was '[SUBJECT NAME HERE]'. Approaches everything in life like it's a puzzle meant to be solved... on a highway during a bank holiday rush hour. With ice on the road.
Finally, she carries around a portal gun and is somehow just the right volume of crazy to understand how it works, mini black holes and all. She still has those long fall boots as well, which would be great for surviving any and all long distance falls if she could just stop landing them with her face. The Portal Gun is entirely capable of creating portals between planets, so if nothing else she can at least serve as a handy taxi service.
Fond of waffles.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THEM HERE? Science. And SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
WHY ARE THEY HERE? Portal gun misfire. It happens all the goddamn time.
DO SOMETHING COOL: Here, I shall present a series of moments from the VDR! ...which were are acted out during the LJ years so some of the icons are sliiightly buggered. And it's LJ. Try not to be violently ill.
Someone asked about KaITO-nii
Crippled Orphans
Portal!Miku vs Money
Needlessly Complicated Stupid Backstory Stuff
More Backstory Stuff
And finally, yes, I drew all her icons. Yes, I was younger and stupider at the time. No, I am not doing it again. Yes it is kind of sad.
NAME: Guessy
EMAIL: Eh.
PLURK/JOURNAL/MYSPACE (optional):
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU APPING
NAME: Miku Hatsune
CANON: Vocaloid and Portal stupid fusion thing. Not so much a canon as a bunch of internet people being stupid. So maybe it is a canon. Either way, bash your head on this.
UNIVERSE: Portaloid AU / The Vocaloid Dressing Room
CHARACTER INFO: Fanon tends to build Vocaloids' personalities based off songs. There is a Dressing Room based entirely around characters from Vocaloid songs. Some bright spark made a cover of 'Still Alive'. Thus, the Portaloids were born.
Portal!Miku is basically a derp. Less basically, she's a brain damaged clone who dies a lot, because that's what happens when you mix mad science and derp. Fortunately, she has enough backup clones to invade China (though not successfully), so all is well. On a more meta level, she's basically the incarnation of all those stupid deaths and mistakes you've ever made playing the Portal series. There's some equally stupid backstory stuff as well but that's mostly irrelevant; she is derp. And ever so slightly traumatised thanks to the Portaloid version of GLaDOS (KaITO. She calls him KaITO-nii and never seems to remember he is a psychopath at quite the right time) having used her as an expendable test dummy for several years. Somehow, still fond of mad science, even when it is always exploding in her face.
Personality wise she's pretty much a forgetful, dumb, skittish labrat whose first response to anything is 'OH GOD TERROR' and whose second response is 'let's prod it and see what happens'. Her only human interaction has been with KaITO and all the turrets they keep in the basement, resulting in A) the assumption anyone with blue hair or says 'hello' wants to murder her and B) that's kinda normal. Oops. She's always remarkably upbeat despite all this... though it's gone beyond optimism and more into the realm of cheerful denial (and brain damage).
Being the dumbass that she is, she has been completely taken in by the whole 'Science for Science's Sake' thing Aperture Labs (or Crypton Industries in this AU) has going for them. 'Help you help us help us all' and all that. May or may not have spent an indiscriminate amount of time in her early years thinking her name was '[SUBJECT NAME HERE]'. Approaches everything in life like it's a puzzle meant to be solved... on a highway during a bank holiday rush hour. With ice on the road.
Finally, she carries around a portal gun and is somehow just the right volume of crazy to understand how it works, mini black holes and all. She still has those long fall boots as well, which would be great for surviving any and all long distance falls if she could just stop landing them with her face. The Portal Gun is entirely capable of creating portals between planets, so if nothing else she can at least serve as a handy taxi service.
Fond of waffles.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THEM HERE? Science. And SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
WHY ARE THEY HERE? Portal gun misfire. It happens all the goddamn time.
DO SOMETHING COOL: Here, I shall present a series of moments from the VDR! ...which were are acted out during the LJ years so some of the icons are sliiightly buggered. And it's LJ. Try not to be violently ill.
Someone asked about KaITO-nii
Crippled Orphans
Portal!Miku vs Money
Needlessly Complicated Stupid Backstory Stuff
More Backstory Stuff
And finally, yes, I drew all her icons. Yes, I was younger and stupider at the time. No, I am not doing it again. Yes it is kind of sad.
